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GOD TEXTS THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg’s
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok – ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.
M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.
ttyl, JHWH.
ps. wwjd?
(ht to McSweeney’s via Fast Company, list by Jaimie Quatro)
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epic lawls, j….epic lawls. ^.^
ok, I guess I am too old to get all of these! What does it mean on #9 re:bf? And also at the end JHWH? Thanks!
Teressa Godshall
Teressa
Hope this helps
JHWH = Yahweh
BF = Best Friend