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I’ve seen about every kind of evangelism training out there… but this method?
This girl seems to think that missionary dating is the answer. Of course, she says that it helps if you’re “hot,” like her. (Paris Hilton couldn’t have said it any better) She claims, “I want to use my beauty for GOD, and want to encourage Christian women (my sisters in Christ) to do the same, according to the Great Commission.”
Wow. What if you’re not hot?
Her site proclaims, “Calling all Hot Women of the LORD!!!!”
Her pitch:
Not only can we date hot guys (as only hot Christian girls could do), but hopefully we can lead them to God and help them get saved them from the burning fires of Hell. I’ve outlined a few tips to help you get a date off to the right start, step-by-step. Jesus saves through hooking up with cute heathen guys!
It’s hard to know if this is real. I thought maybe it was… until I saw some of the items she has for sale. T-shirts for you or your dog (yeah, I’m serious.) Or… the classic “Flirt to convert” thong! LOL (does this thing have a “two cliffs” illustration in the back?)
I had a link to the site… but someone just emailed me with the fact that a few of the member’s entries on one of the dating “sub pages” were rabbit trails to porn sites… so you’ll just have to take my word for how pathetic it is.
Here’s a screen shot.
(ht to Darin)
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you did not say “does that thong have the two cliffs illustration on the back?” that’s the funniest thing i’ve ever heard. i’ll never be able to use that again. as an ugly person i am deeply offended by this woman’s website. why do we only get to witness to the drunk people?
I ran across this site a year ago and I dont see how it could be authentic.
That being said, I saw a documentary on Rick Rodriguez and The Family International this week and there are a lot of people out there using Jesus for their own aganda.
sad deal.
surely this isn’t real…
I came across this website years ago and we ended up using it as an attention grabber to start a lesson on dating/purity. The kids thought it was hilarious. My favorite things are on the Questions & Answers page.
#1. Her comments on the “do not be yoked with unbelievers” scripture. Her comments: “I looked up yoked, and the dictionary says it’s a ‘A crossbar with two U-shaped pieces that encircle the necks of a pair of oxen or other draft animals working together.’ I would never encourage anybody to do this on a date.” Wow…
#2. The question was asked, “What happens if the person you’re dating becomes a Christian?” Her answer: “That hasn’t happened to me yet.” Again, wow…
It’s not real. Just another joke on Christians in a really low way. A few years ago a heard of a Christian Porn group that was inserting scripture in the porn movies they made. It made me sick that Christians would do that….and then I realize the joke was on me. Same here. (that, or this girl is one big idiot)