Baptist Pick-up Lines

Posted on: 01/30/08 3:48 PM | by Jonathan McKee

Some of you might be familiar with a little Christian publication called the Wittenburg Door. (I warn you- They have always been a little edgy… ) 

I almost fell out of my chair with some of their “Hardcore Baptist Pick-up Lines.”

A few of them:

I’m sure glad your mama was pro-life.

Let’s go back to my place—I’ve got the complete VeggieTales.

Baby, you’re like a burning bush. I feel like Moses, all I want is a glimpse of the Promised Land.

You look like the whore of Babylon—and I mean that in a good way.

You look like Ruth from the Bible. She was a Christian—at least she would have been if she was born a few hundred years later. Are you a Christian? Because I only court Christians, and I’m very interested in courting you if your father says it’s okay.

Hey, babe, if you were the mission, then I’d be a missionary.

The whole list is here… (some a little too irreverant for my taste)

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4 Replies to “Baptist Pick-up Lines”

  1. Fantastic…another Baptist joke…I feel like a blonde rabbi who just walked into a bar.

    Can I get some love from my Baptist brothers and sisiters?!?!?

  2. Some of those are hilarious. I personally like the Promised Land one. So stupid, yet a definite giggle-insighter. I checked out the link to the rest of the list. Wowsers. The comments are just sick.

  3. Much love from your Bapticostal sistah.


    What about Pentecostal/Charismatic ones?

    Those might go over well.

    Baby, meetin’ you made me forget that I shouldaboughtaHonda!

    Let yo’ hair down and let yo’ worship flag fly, girlfriend!

    …….I’ll work on ’em…..


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